500 reasons why we hate Jacob

Subject: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:34 pm

1. He tried to kiss Bella
2. Wearwolfs smell bad! pig

3. If you sit near him YOU get sweaty and stinky!
4. He got really obnoxious in Eclipse
5. He is more dangerous then Edward will ever be (Edward rarely looses control)
6. He DID kiss Bella
7. He didnt even pretend to be hurt when she punched him
8. He is so tall that you cant make eye-contact without looking up...on stilts
9. He eats enough to feed a starving third-world country (The poor people could eat if he cut back a little)
10. His hair is TOO long!
Please continue the list to prove how anti-Jacob we are!

Subject: Re: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:33 pm

Love your number 9! HAHA!

11. He said he was going to kill himself when Bella wouldn't kiss him...so then she did.
12. He's always calling the vampires mean names when the vampires don't call the werewolves mean names every second.
13. He's always guilt tripping Bella into doing something with him.
14. He acts like an obnoxious two year old.
15. He hangs out with Sam.
16. He tortured Edward with his thoughts (TOTALLY NOT ACCEPTABLE)
17. He only got injured in Eclipse not killed.
18. He's extremely immature.
19. He thinks everyone worships the ground he walks on, and is extremely cocky.
20. He is a total wimp about Bella not loving him back.
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Lexi, you were my best friend and sister. I miss you so much but know
you're in a better place and happier now. Rest in peace, Lexi.

Subject: Re: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:29 pm

Umm.. here's my reason

21. He hurt Bella, which hurt Edward.
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Subject: Re: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:06 am

22. He heals so fast that its scary! (btw cool signiture! i laughed until my side hurt!)
23. He got REALLY close to bella...IN A SLEEPING BAG!
24. He is so prejidiced *i cant spell that* against vampires that he wont go to Bella's wedding
25. He makes Edward angry! (how dare he!?!?!?) Evil or Very Mad

Subject: Re: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:42 pm

26. While IN the sleeping bag with Bella, he though NASTY thoughts just to get on Edward's nerves. (NOT COOL).
27. What's there to like? Nothing. That's why we hate Jacob. Cause there not one good thing inside of him.
28. He is a dilusional (sp?) freak who likes to get into fights with other werewolves/vampires for fun.
29. He seriously believes that if Edward and him were to get into a fight, that he would come out as the winner. And alive. And with every limb still intact. (which we know is NOT RIGHT).
30. He gets angry when Alice comes back. Who can get angry at Alice for longer than 2 seconds?!?! Him apparently.
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Lexi, you were my best friend and sister. I miss you so much but know
you're in a better place and happier now. Rest in peace, Lexi.

Subject: Re: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:08 pm

31. he gets in the way of bella and edwards relationship

32. at the end of eclipse, Jacob thought that he loved bella more than edward, so he is going to give her up....not true! edward gave up bella billions of times to make her happy

33. he called edward and the members of his family a "bloodsucker" and other names (that are too horrible to mention)
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Subject: Re: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:00 am

34. He probablly would have just fought off thouse guys in Port angels (in the first book) so Bella would fall in love with him
35. He doesnt have pretty gold eyes like a vampire (or Edward especially)
36. idk why i thought of this but he is probablly a bad dancer!
37. He was stupid enough to reccomend that Bella hit him with a crowbar (I should do that)
38. If you invite him to your house and you have low ceilings, he might break a hole in the ceiling
39. Edward could stop hating Jacob for a minute but jacob couldnt stop hating Edward
40. Alice cant see him in her visions

Subject: Re: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:11 am

41. he reminds me of my brother
42.he's huuuuuuuuge!!!!!!!!!! omigod he's like the size of an obese elephant!
43.he tries 2 make Bella think Edward isn't perfect WHICH HE IS!!!!!!!
44. he reminds me of my brother!!!!!!!!!!!!
45. he used 2 be a really nice kid! he was sweet and cute and lovable! then he got all morose and annoying! JUST LIKE MY BROTHER!!!!!! Sad

*starts bawling uber-loudly* whyyyyyyy milo???!!!! WHY MUST YOU BE A TEENAGER!!!!!!!!! i am so sorry for the public hissy fit...

Subject: Re: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:35 pm

46. all the things that almost kill Bella in New Moon with the exception of the Volturi, are fueled by him. for example, motorcycles, cliff diving, ect...

Subject: Re: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:03 pm

Subject: Re: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:08 pm

umm hes kewll, thats my only answer

Subject: Re: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:23 am

51.i don't really hate him, but i'm in an annoyed mood
52.if he so much as tapped my cat with his toe, she'd be crushed to death! HE IS SO BIG
53.he threatened to kill alice!!!!! no one kills alice!
54.my braces hurt and its ALL HIS FAULT....somehow...

Subject: Re: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:56 am

55. He payed the orthodontist to make them hurt!!

Subject: Re: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:02 am

56. yeah! that's it! and also.... his hugeness causes global warming cause he's soooo big, his head poked a hole in the ozorne layer thingy

Subject: Re: 500 reasons why we hate Jacob Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:21 pm

57. He will cause a new ice age if he gets any taller (his head will block out the sun!)